Mortimer Lewis

literallysame:

wake up america

sofapizza:

and hot as lava

sofapizza:

and hot as lava

bonerack:

Did you guys know that lighters are magic because I didn’t.

shitloadsofwrestling:

wwerecaptioned:

Tempers flare at the bi-annual Bald-Suit convention when a tank-topped guy with hair shows up.

I nearly laughed breakfast out of my mouth when I read this.

shitloadsofwrestling:

wwerecaptioned:

Tempers flare at the bi-annual Bald-Suit convention when a tank-topped guy with hair shows up.

I nearly laughed breakfast out of my mouth when I read this.

lightningbikingviking:

jodyrobots:

happyhagfish:

rhamphotheca:

Wisconsin Is Getting Smothered by Millions of Horny Mayflies

Close your mouth while looking at these photos, or a bug might fly in.

by John Metcalfe

This storm-cloud-looking apparition is actually a massive swarm of mayflies, an “emergence" of them, to get all Lovecraftian. Mayfly nymphs spend a year or two in the water (in this case, the Mississippi River) munching on organic decay.

Then, when summer arrives, they take flight en masse and proceed to make sweet bug love before immediately going back to the water to lay eggs and die.

This year’s emergence was so large people were comparing it to the last Biblical-style, one in 2012. If you don’t recall that stunning example of life’s majesty…

(read more: CityLab)

photographs via: La Crosse NWS

NO.

NOOOOOOOO

you can see it on radar when they all take off around sunset

A good trick, is to pump to the tune of "Stayin’ Alive" by the Bee Gees. Do you know that song?

kane-turner:

immersus:

Every airline flight in the world over 24 hours.

i can’t stop staring at this

kane-turner:

immersus:

Every airline flight in the world over 24 hours.

i can’t stop staring at this

allantruong:

embarrassing memories hitting u like

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

EVIL BASTARD!!!!!

misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

EVIL BASTARD!!!!!